One-Ler’s family pushes a button that makes their RV unfold in a manner seemingly similar to the ‘Stars-On’/‘Stars-Off’ machines from ‘The Sneethces’. (Yeah, I don’t usually resort to that word,īut in this woman’s case, I think it’s well-earned.)ĩ8. I was just trying’ to motivate you!” Once-Ler: “I’m glad you clarified that, because it actually hurt my feelings for a very long time.”Īt Once-Ler’s age, he has the power to implore Once-Ler: “But you said I wouldn’t amount to anything, remember?” Once-Ler’s Mom: “Oh, hush your mouth, Oncie. If they made Once-Ler’s mom Cruella DeVil!ĩ7. Jesus! They could not make this family scream “evil” more shrill, Right?!” (Looks scornfully at the rest of the family) Lorax is unnerved at the sight of the fox-scarf on Once-Ler’s mom. Once-Ler’s Mom: “There he is! My big, suddenly successful son! We always knew you would make it, Oncie. His twin brothers try throwing a barbaloot like it’s a football. Once-Ler’s family barges onto the land of the Trufula trees. I can’t say there was truly anything uphill from the start.ĩ6. Once-Ler resumes his story: “Picture this! Sun shining, blue sky, a perfect day… Or even the shell of that great, great, great grandfather snail?ĩ5. He’s kept himself from starving up until now?Ĭould it possibly have to do with those 15 cents and nail, Woah, he must have been starving! Which makes me ask how Ted goes back to the Once-Ler with a bag of marshmallows, which he puts into the Once-Ler’s whisper-ma-phone, and the Once-Ler inhales them. On your motorbike, along with the other sub-plots affixed.ĩ4. Yup, more time that has to do with hazardous tricks So he improvises his way over the wall and tries a bunch of ramps that lead him into someone else’s bathroom (while they’re still bathing), up their stairs through their house, from roof to roof, and finally on the other side of the wall. Ted attempts to leave town, only to find that O-Hare has sealed off the button that leads to the outside of town. Or is the movie’s main concern this tyranny folklore?
Audrey returns home only to find that O-Hare has painted over her trees. So why is the film set on making THIS it’s endeavor?ĩ2. Still the most boring, hackneyed subplot ever. Just me and my thoughts” Grammy hops on the back of Ted’s scooter Grammy: “Is this the girl you were talking about?” Ted: “Wha-?! No, Grammy! Stop making things up!” Grammy: “She’s even prettier than…” Ted: “Okay, gotta run, bye!” Cut back to present day where Ted drops Grammy off at the mart, telling her that Once’Ler’s story is going to conclude very soon. (Although, again, still better than Strange Magic. The use of these pop songs is getting erratic. Next scene, Once-Ler is making pancakes for Lorax and pals, just when he notices rumbling from townspeople rushing in singing ‘Everybody Needs a Thneed.’ I’d question what kind of game they’re playing,īut I know I’ll just ask myself, “What the heck am I saying?!”ĩ0. Cut to Once-Ler confessing his lack of success to Lorax, who is playing cards with barbaloots and humming fish. Though in reality, we’ve seen this thing happen MULTIPLE times.Ĩ9. This Thneed gains appeal on the flip of a dime! Once-Ler gives up and tosses away his Thneed onto the head of a woman, who automatically gets attention called to her by people who find it an impressive fashion choice. I think these folkĪre with me that this ‘trendy’ Once-Ler’s a COMPLETE joke!)Ĩ8. Yes lacking in success is a sad little pick.īut in extreme cases like this, I think they’re more a case of ‘the Sad-Fic’. Montage of several days where the Once-Ler is still lacking in success, and people are lining up to throw tomatoes at him (even a nun with a baseball glove). Story that was a most-special favorite of his.)Ĩ7. (No, I’m not kidding, it’s literally THIS Suess is doing double-flips in his grave. Next scene, Once-Ler is playing his guitar to advertise his Thneed.ĭr. I think you’re sooner gonna blow people’s ears-Ĩ6. I got a little jingle! Gonna blow some minds!” Lorax: “You’re bringing a guitar?!” Once-Ler: “Oh, yeah. I’d suggest remaking this, but that’s already done.Ĩ5.
Fortunately, you’re not the target market, wierdo!” Lorax: (laughs at Once-Ler’s Thneed) “You chopped down one of my trees to make THAT piece of garbage?!” Once-Ler: “THIS is a revolutionary product that will change the world as we know it! It has a million uses!” Lorax: “Go ahead! Knock yourself out! But nobody is gonna buy that thing!” Once-Ler: “Good to know. Once-Ler gets changed right in front of the Lorax.ĭude, just because your in an all-natural spotĭoesn’t exactly give you the go-ahead to show what you got!Ĩ4. That will make your newcomers less hasty to retreat.Ĩ3. Yeah, being intrusive seems to now be a good guy feat. Once-Ler finds the Lorax in his bed, the next day, along with the barbaloots, swamy-swans, and humming fish.
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